My friend is called Vladimir Putin. He has blue eyes and grey hair. I met him at the restaurant in Donieck, Ukraine. He was sitting there wearing black glasses and a beige coat. I came up to him and said "Hello, Vlad! How is it going?". He told me to shut up because he was an undercover spy. I told him that he had to become my friend if he didn't want to get unmasked. He listened to me. He likes conquering other countries and starting wars. He told me that he likes riding bears and stroking leopards. He is a very kind and polite person. And he isn't agressive at all though.