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Two tourists are visiting the exhibition at the Globe Theatre.
Woman: Look at all these things from the theatre in Shakespeare's time!
Man: Yes, isn't it exciting? There's Shakespeare's computer!
Woman: No that's impossible!
Man: What do you mean?
Woman: Well, Shakespeare didn't use a computer.
Man: Didn't he?
Woman: No, they didn't have computers in those days. Shakespeare used a typewriter.
Man: Oh yes, of course.
Woman: Do you think that's Shakespeare's TV?
Woman: Over there. It's very old.
Man: No, Shakespeare didn't have a TV.
Woman: Why not?
Man: Because he went to theatre every night. He didn't have time to sit at home and watch TV.
Woman: No, of course not.
Man: Look at these! Cassetes of all Shakespeare's plays!
Woman: Did he have a cassete recorder?
Man: Yes, I'm sure he did. I expect he recorded all his plays at the Globe Theatre.
Woman: Oh, and there's a telephone!
Man: Hey, why don't we call Shakespeare?
Woman: Don't be silly. We don't know his phone number!