Doktor: Good morning, Mrs Yellow. What's the matter?
Patient: Oh, doctor! I have swollen tonsils, hight temperature and runny nose.
Doctor: It can be flu.
Patient: Oh, no doctor! I'm seriously ill. I have not only cold!
Doctor: Oh, dear...
Patient: I think I'm suffering from pneumonia. Please, help me!
Doctor: Take it easy, Mrs Yellow. It cant be pneumonia - you are not critically ill. Take this prescription to the chemist's and buy this tablets. It will help you.
Patient: Hmmm... Is this with suger? I'm diabetic.
Doctor: No, there is no suger. You can take it.
Patient: Are you sure, that this is sufficing?
Doctor: If you dont feel better, I will make an appointment for you to see a specialist at the hospital. But I think, the problem is your lifestyle. You need to reduce a stress and stay in shame.
Patient: Maybe... I need to lose weight.
Doctor: You have dog! You should walk with him.
Patient: But, you know, I'm allergic to dog. They give me a rash.
Doctor: Well... Don't worry. I'm sure you will feel OK soon. Good bay!
Patient: Good bay, doctor!
Doctor: Remember about pills!
(myślę, że to powinno być dobrze, ale warto mnie sprawdzić - przy okazji się poduczysz ;D)